Now inner city living is always going to be different from living out in the 'burbs the way we used to. Our modest balcony overlooking the street has provided for some entertaining moments along the way, such as car hit & runs, police chasing suspects, and even the bomb squad recently, but today brought the best entertainment yet: a woman executing a complete change of outfit in the car park!
So what, you may think? Well I was impressed by the way she managed all of this without giving away any dignity, or in other words without revealing any bare flesh or other things we shouldn't see. She came back to the car with her partner dressed in a long dark skirt & top, flat shoes & dark handbag, and hey presto before our very eyes she walked away in a white strapless dress, high heels & silver handbag.
First, she slipped the white dress over the entire dark outfit, then discreetly took off the dark skirt from underneath. Weren't sure but she may have removed her underwear at this time too. Next, shoes were changed, a slip slipped on underneath the skirt, followed by some maneuvering (half inside the door of the car for this one) which got the dark strappy top out of the way. Grab the new handbag out of the car and she was done. Pull up the strapless dress to make sure all is covered and it was all over red rover in little more than a blink of an eye!
As for the partner? Well apart from just waiting and watching, all he did was throw on a tie. A slap on the bum for her job well done and away they trotted to their evening function. He could have at least tucked his shirt in!
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